Spamming for the Lord

April 3, 2013

The spammers are getting more creative. Just got this from Teresa Albert (teresa.albert503@yahoo.com)…

Hello dear,

With due respect and humility am writing you. Though i know this email will come to you as a surprise and i simply ask that you follow your heart before you respond to what i am about to say.

I have been informed by my Oncologist that I would not Last for the next two week due to an internal illness that has been going on for seven years. I have been down with Ovarian Cancer but what bothers me is my stroke. Due to my medical problem, i have decided to donate my life savings to the service of humanity, hence i am looking for someone of integrity who will help carry out my last wishes the way i will advise herein. I took this decision to contact you because I don’t want my husband’s wish to be wasted by unbelievers or someone not to be trusted.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. Please let me know you can handle this evangelism so that i will provide you more information. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. If you can handle this, get back to me immediately with your following contacts and detail informations.

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Hope to hear from you.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord,
From: Mrs. Teresa Albert

In short, “I’m about to die and don’t want to leave this world without first sending out some spam.”